Packages so good..

you’ll wanna marry ‘em.

(I promise this is the only cringy thing I’ll say)

  • We'll take the lot

    Virtual M&G: Let’s (e)meet, greet, and sip a G&T (or coffee, if that’s more your speed) while we dream up your perfect day.

    All Paperwork Prep: Because otherwise this is just a very expensive party.

    Unlimited Calls, Emails & DMs: Want to send a carrier pigeon? Sure. I’ll be here to answer all your questions.

    A Totally Unique Ceremony: No cookie-cutter scripts—just a personalised hitching that’s right for you.

    My Fancy PA System: So everyone can actually hear those heartfelt (or hilarious) vows.

    Travel to Your Special Spot: Whether it’s a backyard bash or a cliffside elopement, I’ll be there—no extra $$.

    Marriage Docs: Signed, sealed, and delivered to register your hitching— while you’re still elbows deep in the celebration. (unless you have me MC - more on that later)

    $1499

  • It's giving elope

    Virtual M&G: Let’s grab a G&T (or coffee, if that’s how you roll) and daydream about your perfect elopement.

    All Paperwork Prep: Because we didn’t upset the fam by eloping for nothing.

    Unlimited Calls, Emails & DMs: Or snail mail if you’re feeling retro; I’m just a message away.

    Travel to Your Special Spot: Even if I have to hike there - we’re on.

    Minimal Legal Words + A Snippet of Your Love Story: Short, sweet, and super meaningful—just the way elopements should be.

    Marriage Docs: Signed, sealed, delivered, and officially registering your ‘I do’s.

    Max 10 Guests: Keep it intimate, keep it real, and keep it all about you.

    $999

  • Just the legal biz

    Virtual M&G: Let’s (e)meet, greet, and sip a G&T (or a coffee, if that’s more your speed) while we go over the essentials.

    All Paperwork Prep: hugeeee waste of time otherwise.

    Travel to where things are going down: You tell me where, and I’ll be there.

    Minimal Legal Wording: Let’s say what we have to, to make this thing real.

    Marriage Docs: signed, sealed, delivered - to the people who need them.

    Think registry hitching - but better!

    $349

Do you want everyone to have their best night ever?

Do you want everyone to have their best night ever?

HIRE A PROFESSIONAL MC
I know, I know, your funniest friend tells great jokes—after a few beers.

But do you really want them going rogue with the mic before your photographer is ready to capture it all?

A professional MC keeps everything on track (and outta your hair), so you can focus on partying without worrying about things going completely off the rails.

It’s $750 - and worth every penny.